The Internet is flooded with vanilla. It is everywhere: in recipes, in perfumes and even in social networks. But how did vanilla get to Facebook and VKontakte? And how to determine what is in front of you - a follower of vanilla and a lover of vanilla statuses about love?
On the origin of "vanilla" and examples of similar statuses, read in this article.
What is status
When it comes to vanilla, then status is not about position in society and society. In this case, saying "status" means a short quote or a few sentences describing the person's condition.
Such statuses appeared with the development of social networks. You can easily find them in "Contact" or "Facebook": the statuses are located under the first and last name on the person's page.
So, we've sorted out the statuses. But how can they be vanilla? After all, status should describe the state of a person, and not be related to any recipe!
What does vanilla mean?
Vanilla is a plant whosethe extract has a gentle but strong smell. It is added to pastries and all kinds of desserts, sugar is made from it. So over time "vanilla" and "sweetness" became synonymous.
In Internet slang, "vanilla" refers to anything sugary and not serious. Also, vanilla can be called something too sweet, too soft, and stuff like that.
Even great kindness and sensitivity can become "vanilla". Everyone defines the boundaries of this term for himself.
Why are statuses vanilla?
Reading the works of Internet users in the field of creating statuses, some people wrinkle their noses in disgust and sip: "Vanilla!"
So how can statuses be vanilla? How can you ever make something intangible cloying?
It's simple: add love, then softness and lots and lots of love. Season with suffering and torment. State it all in the form of a status: "He loves her, and she loves another."
Done!
By the way, almost all vanilla statuses have excessive pathos and exaggeration of the situation. Because of this, they may look funny, although the message of the status is quite understandable and pleasant to any person.
What do vanillas write about?
Vanillas are those who love vanilla style. They are cozy, wear soft clothes a few sizes too big, love cocoa, style and him/her. So most vanilla statuses are about love.
Vanillas write about how wonderful it is to be near a loved one, about how happy they are and how the brightest feeling overwhelms them. And everything would be fine, because love is wonderful. Yes, only the "vanilla" ones present everything as if they live in a plush pink country, from which many other people wake up with a strong antipathy to this style of presentation.
And vanilla loves to suffer. They do it with great inner pleasure: loudly, angrily, for a long time. A mandatory attribute is a gray sky or a sad lingering rain. Window sill, her and lost love - what could be more vanilla?
Some "vanilla" people love to suffer so much that they start a relationship purely in order to then leave. This is hinted at by various vanilla statuses. For example:
Sometimes the most difficult thing is to forget the one with whom, in fact, nothing happened.
It's hard to take this seriously.
Nevertheless, it is worth considering that teenagers often turn out to be vanilla in the period of their first love. Be more condescending to these yesterday's children, they are just beginning their sensory development. Do not show aggression, it can kill any attempt to study relationships between people in a teenager.
Examples of vanilla love statuses
If you wish, you can try to create such a status yourself. Just imagine yourself surrounded by everything soft, pink and with a mug of cocoa in your hands. In cocoa - a vanilla pod, of course.
Vanilla statuses canbe of four kinds:
- Positive. Love is mutual, everyone around is happy.
- Philosophical. What is love? What is she in this world for?
- Negative. About parting, the beauty of dark rain and suffering for lost love.
- Quotes. Sentences taken out of context that may even have a completely different meaning than they were originally invested in.
An example of a positive status can be a simple "How wonderful it is to be the most beloved girl in the world!", And longer statuses:
The best thing is to find someone who will love you for who you are: bad, good, evil, beautiful, kind - as you are. After all, he will still consider you the best. Here's who to be around.
Philosophical statuses are reflections on the theme of love. They are divided into positive and negative. The positive ones are usually simple rhetorical questions: "What can be better than being loved?", while the negative ones are more like sayings of emo: "Why love in this world if it makes you suffer?"
Negative statuses are usually about lost love. The reason for parting, as a rule, is silent, the feelings of a lonely heart are preserved in the status, sometimes the weather is added: "Even this rain is not able to wash away the tears from my heart!"
Vanilla quotes used as statuses are often written in English. They also tell about love and feelings, they can be both positive,and negative.
Vanilla is neither good nor bad. It just exists, like other currents of youth. Don't react negatively to her.
